Thursday, May 20, 2010

You like Larry the Cable Guy...


Love him or hate him, no, no, just hate him. Larry the Cable Guy is one of the most direct representatives of what makes an asshole an asshole. Ignorant, poorly spoken, ignorant, and loud. Included is a link to a Larry the Cable Guy Quotes Page where in short order he insults women, blind people multiple times, deaf-mutes, the over-weight, and the mentally handicapped. Granted these were all probably taken from different shows at different times (I can't force myself to watch him perform to verify this), but out of the twenty six quotes someone found noteworthy enough to bother writing down the only ones not directly insulting some group of people or other are bodily function jokes or slightly more subtle jabs at women, minority groups, and homosexuals. When next it seems to you that the rest of the world is unfairly treating Americans like assholes watch about fifteen seconds of Larry the Cable Guy and factor that into the equation.

Bottom Line: Liking Larry the Cable Guy gives you 15 points towards being an Asshole.
Bonus Points: 15 additional points if you have ever said, 'Git-R-Done' without deep irony or rage.

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